Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping, ‘Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?’
When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear, as he was sitting behind her.
‘God Almighty,’ shouted Mary Margaret.
‘Very good,’ said the nun.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, ‘Who is our Lord and Savior?’
Mary didn’t stir from her slumber and Johnny stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with his pencil.
‘Jesus Christ,’ shouted Mary Margaret.
Later the nun saw Mary snoozing again and asked, ‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’
Johnny came to the rescue with his two dollar pencil.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, ‘If you stick me one more time, I’ll break it in half.’