On the lighter side of life

 Several men were in the locker room of a local gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and the man reaches over and puts it on speakerphone and begins to talk:

MAN: "Hello!"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey it's me, are you at the club with the guys?"

MAN: "Yes"

Woman: ? I am at the shops now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It is only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and looked at the new models. I found one I really like."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price it better come with all the bells and whistles, I want it loaded with every possible option."

WOMAN: "Great, oh and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.

They are asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not we can then go back and offer the other $80,000 if that's the house you really want."

WOMAN: "OK, I will see you later, love you so much!"

MAN: "OK, bye, I love you too."

The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turned and asked, "anyone know whose phone that is?"

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